Top Ten Things I'm Dreaming About Since I Had a Baby Nine Weeks Ago....

1. Forgetting the baby somewhere and not realizing til I got home!
2. Letting a stranger hold my baby and then they disappear (in one dream, they took her to be in a commercial for a tow-truck company! )
3. Being seen by my ex-husband and every ex-boyfriend I've ever had, while wearing my spit-up covered house mu-mu with no bra and somehow my sagging behind is also hanging out totally exposed.
4. Eating two cups of Cream of Broccoli soup before I realize what I've done.
5. Negotiating for slings with a hillbilly who has hoarded them in her trailer and won't listen to reason.  (nothing against trailers, people - I used to live in one, and I am a hillbilly and proud of it! )
6. Someone else is nursing MY baby!  And she looks like a crack addict!
7. Laying on the beach in the surf (When I woke up, I was getting peed on!).
8. Actually sipping, with casual ignorance of the priviledge, a steaming hot beverage.
9. Falling into and getting trapped in the largest ring sling I've ever seen...we can't get out!
10. Visions of a dozen tall, enticing glasses of frosty ice water swirling and dancing before my eyes ala the old Ethel Merman swimming pool dancers routine!